我来给大家讲几个笑话————巫师3的

samelidifinte

Bloody Baron:"Wanna know where Ciri is?Find my wife and daughter first!"
Geralt::"Damn it!Let's play Gwent!"
...

Dandelion:"Hey man!If i didn't back up there,Ciri must have been hurt!"
Geralt:"Good job,fellow!Gwent,play me!"
...
Dijkstra:"I need your help,wolf!"
Geralt:"All right.So it's Gwent time now!"
...

Thaler:"Thanks for saving my ass!"
Geralt:"You're welcome.I heard that you have a nice Gwent card,really? "
...
Roche:"For Temrian!Kill Radovid,bastard!"
Geralt:"Easy,man!Why not a Gwent first?"
...
Eredin:"It...it's Avallac'h...H...He made us...destroy each other..."
Geralt:"Hold on!You can't just die before playing a Gwent with me!"
Eredin:"I...I don't ta...take cards on me..."
Geralt:"WTF?Go to hell,you devil!"

pathhu

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

mhxgcde

英语没及格过的路过，楼主你好，楼主再见

M.Tannoensis

不昆特，无兄弟

seelove

最后一个笑了。
但是thaler是谁，我玩中文的，名字对不起来

sheepdalao

这就是昆特狂魔杰洛特

rosixin

mhxgcde 发表于 2015-6-12 09:05
英语没及格过的路过，楼主你好，楼主再见

全都是昆特牌的梗

lnzero00000

Bloody Baron:"Wanna know where Ciri is?Find my wife and daughter first!"
Geralt::"Damn it!Let's play Gwent!"
...
想知道你女兒的下落,先到找我的女兒和老婆!!
該死,來玩昆特牌吧

Dandelion:"Hey man!If i didn't back up there,Ciri must have been hurt!"
Geralt:"Good job,fellow!Gwent,play me!"
嘿,夥計,若果你不會來,你女兒就會被OOXX
來玩昆特牌吧

...
Dijkstra:"I need your help,wolf!"
Geralt:"All right.So it's Gwent time now!"
我需要你的幫助,狼哥
來玩昆特牌吧

Thaler:"Thanks for saving my ass!"
Geralt:"You're welcome.I heard that you have a nice Gwent card,really? "
...
感謝你救菊之恩
來玩昆特牌吧

Roche:"For Temrian!Kill Radovid,bastard!"
Geralt:"Easy,man!Why not a Gwent first?"
...
為了111去吧222 333殺了
來玩昆特牌吧
Eredin:"It...it's Avallac'h...H...He made us...destroy each other..."
Geralt:"Hold on!You can't just die before playing a Gwent with me!"
Eredin:"I...I don't ta...take cards on me..."
Geralt:"WTF?Go to hell,you devil!"
是111他讓我自相殘殺....
挺住 來玩昆特牌吧
我沒帶牌
尼瑪 趕緊死去

wxc_36002

lnzero00000 发表于 2015-6-12 09:25
Bloody Baron:"Wanna know where Ciri is?Find my wife and daughter first!"
Geralt::"Damn it!Let's play ...

哈哈，有意思。挺搞笑

KEN

楼主是来显示英语水平的吗？

sunrisecs

甭废话，来局牌先

奥蒂

来局昆特牌吧兄弟

darkelf1

weiming1007

seelove 发表于 2015-6-12 09:22
最后一个笑了。
但是thaler是谁，我玩中文的，名字对不起来

满嘴脏话的前特梅里亚的情报机关头子，塔尔勒

残哥黄金小号

呦西

三刀四段

类似的帖子我发过的呀，一边在救火，一边在打牌卧槽。。。。。

指间舞者-康

笑抽了~~~

天何亡我

昆特牌3：狂赌