这进化速度也太慢了
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【开心一笑】第一次相亲时，老妈为了让我看着淑女点，给我买了小细高跟鞋，真心不习惯，看到男方还有他妈妈来了，我站起来打招呼，没想到脚下一崴，双膝跪地，疼的我大叫：“我的妈呀。”男方妈妈不好意思了：“这闺女真实在，成不成的就叫妈。”http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1283824100%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=5486169&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
坐这个玩意不能乱动，风扇都盯着呢http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1034491870%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=3232698&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
开的有点快啊，还是要开慢点，希望没事吧http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1283827999%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=67947&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
妹子笑的真开心http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1283824105%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=2193955&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
比我的脚法都准，以后扔球都交给你了http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1283828904%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=186410&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
大家都太幽默了
掀起你滴盖头来，让我看看你滴脸
怎么感觉哪里不对呢http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1283831686%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=50416&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
这个妹子是谁家媳妇啊，气质那么好http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F1283824681%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=3753827&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
这几位玩的什么，看着挺好玩的http://cdn.read.html5.qq.com/image?imageUrl=http%3A%2F%2Finews%2Egtimg%2Ecom%2Fnewsapp%5Fmatch%2F0%2F312242429%2F0&src=read&t=0&r=17&rspimgflag=0&imgflag=15&filesize=1982033&referUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fkuaibao%2Eqq%2Ecom%2Fs%2F20170320A03DTR00
这进化速度也太慢了1、跟女友初中就是同学，第一次去老丈人家，老丈人问：“听说你初中就跟俺家丫头是同班，那时候有个学渣天天粘着她，你都没勇气保护她，你这样我怎么放心把她交给你。”我：大哥，我那会天天粘着她，根本没人敢打扰她啊？”2、说个咱们当地的习俗吧，在我们这里，晚上不能剪手指甲和脚趾甲，哈哈。3、昨天和妈妈去小区超市，老板娘和老妈很熟络，看到我们娘俩她热情的问：这是您女儿啊？老妈接话：是呢，不成气候啊。”老板娘：哎呀，不错了，不错了，你看带着口罩多好看。4、公司有个男同事在我家附近小区住，前天非要让我坐他车回家。刚到小区门口，就碰到我妈和几个阿姨在聊天，我赶紧下车澄清：妈，我们真是纯朋友。我妈看了看我说：我相信。5、刚进大学时，失恋了，没心没肺的吃了好几顿大餐安慰自己。舍友问：“大姐，你和男朋友分手了啊！”“嗯！”“他跟你说分手的，还是你跟他说分手的？”“哦？分手还要说出来嘛？我谈过好几场恋爱了，我咋不知道啊？”
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